The Concert Etiquette Rap

By Janet Gardner

1. When you go to a concert or go to a show, there are just a few things you ought to know, 

People have come from far and near to a performance they want to see and hear. 

Therefore, let us demonstrate some concert etiquette to imitate. 

The concert etiquette rap. The concert etiquette rap. 

A code of behavior and courtesy, socially proper for you and me!

2. Rule number one: please stay in your chair so that people can see from everywhere. 

Rule number two: If your must go, then wait till the song is done. you know. 

When you're ready to return just listen for applause, now live and learn! 

The concert etiquette rap. The concert etiquette rap. 

A code of behavior and courtesy, socially proper for you and me!

3. When the concert starts keep your lips closed tight. And don't be late, it is not polite. 

Leave your cell phones in your cars. Let those on stage be the stars. 

Babies sometimes scream and shout, so please feel free just to take them out. 

The concert etiquette rap. The concert etiquette rap. 

A code of behavior and courtesy, socially proper for you and me!

4. Drinks and snacks do not import to a concert hall. (This is not a sport!) 

Please sit tight till the concert's done. Applause means "thanks to everyone!" 

Now that you are in the know, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show! 

The concert etiquette rap. The concert etiquette rap. 

A code of behavior and courtesy, socially proper for you and me! 

The concert etiquette rap. The concert etiquette rap. Yo!